2. My grandma told me my generation is lazy.
So I unplugged her life support to prove her wrong тАФ now she doesnтАЩt need electricity either
3. I saw a kid crying at the park because he lost his balloon
So I gave him a reason to really cry and told him Santa isnтАЩt real
4.My uncle told me to follow my dreams
HeтАЩs been missing since. I guess he followed his too far
5.My wife left a note on the fridge saying, тАЬThis isnтАЩt working.тАЭ
I opened it тАФ the fridge was fine. She wasnтАЩt